My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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