I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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