didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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