I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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