sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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