"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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