escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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