just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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