saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Did you just see the Batmobile???
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
