Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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