Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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