try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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