when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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