BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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