There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
