My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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