The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You can make out without kissing
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