Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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