You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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