imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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