yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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