Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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