its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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