i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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