I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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