Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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