I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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