awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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