I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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