can we get nightvision for the apartment?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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