Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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