Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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