I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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