there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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