are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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