I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
false alarm, still single
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