I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
These tits shall not be calmed
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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