so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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