do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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