If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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