question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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