I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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