He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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