Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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