dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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