I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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