Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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