I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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