hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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