yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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