ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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