I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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