Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
