I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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