at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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