..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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