actually, I'm a sock model
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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