mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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