Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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