Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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