I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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