Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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