There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
