Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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