I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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